Worst liar ever

Seems like a bad idea

Why? Just why?

Up!

Boys

My brother and I had these moments as kids. I fully expect my son to carry on the tradition of the Y chromosome.

Man feeding

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna try this with my daughter when she arrives in June.

Some blood and guts

I was on call at the hospital this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, the babies came like rain in Spain on the plains. Babies to the rights of me, babies to the left of me, babies flying in from everywhere. Actually, there were only three. But it sure seemed like a lot.

I had my actual first ever delivery on Friday night around midnight. Wow. Let's just say it was a good thing I was wearing my special sticky football gloves. That was one slippery little baby. It was pretty awesome to be a part of such a significant event. The little guy and I shared a moment when he first popped out as I cradled him in my hands. "Thanks for letting me be a part of this" I tried to communicate as we stared at each other. I could tell he was just as emotional as he looked at me with wide eyes that seemed to say, "Just don't drop me!"

The other two deliveries were just as exciting. I also learned that I don't really want to do OB for a living.

Creepy kid

I'm gonna go have some nightmares. Good luck getting this out of your head.

Easter Bunny Massacre

So this happened last night. Yes, that is a little boy wearing bunny ears, wielding a battle axe. No, he did not like being a bunny. And yes, we did purchase the battle axe.

Friends forever

Remember kids, don't try this at home. Also, I do not condone putting your friends into jet engines, no matter how awesome it might seem at the time.

Tempe Festival for the Arts

It's a beautiful 75 degree day here in Arizona. We decided to go walk around Tempe for a while and look at the art.

You can't see them very well, but this is my son and I being manly as we look at the hand crafted knives.

A very manly ball of fire.

Cute pics

My wife said I need more "cute" pics of my son on here. Hopefully this works.

I've always wondered about this

Please, won't somebody think of the children?

Texting is awesome

I hope my daughter is smarter than this.

Questions for God

My son has just about reached this point. I'm scared.