After talking with the team of lawyers that handles the legal aspects of my blog, I have been advised to post a disclaimer concerning the nature of what I write.
Let's make a pretty little list, shall we?
1. Any opinions of the Author(s) on the site are or have been rendered based on specific facts, under certain conditions, and subject to certain assumptions, and may not and should not be used or relied upon for any other purpose, including, but not limited to, for use in or in connection with any legal proceeding. (I'm not entirely sure what this means, but I mean it!)
2. The information may be changed without notice and is not guaranteed to be complete, correct, timely, current or up-to-date. Similar to any printed materials, the information may become out-of-date. The Author undertakes no obligation to update any information on the site; provided, however, that the Author may update the information at any time without notice in the Author’s sole and absolute discretion. The Author reserves the right to make alterations or deletions to the information at any time without notice.
3. This site is for entertainment purposes only. In no way should someone feel there is medical advice being dispensed and no doctor-patient relationship will be established.
4. Any information posted about my employment, past or present, is technically fictitious and used for illustrative or educational purposes.
5. This site is maintained and owned exclusively by Benjamin E. Ihms, all rights reserved. All opinions expressed herein are those of the author only, and do not represent the positions of his employers or any medical facility or organization with which he is affiliated.
6. If you need to contact me, please do so through the proper legal channels. My lawyers can be reached at MMM.lawteam@gmail.com
7. If some post appear to be more jumbled, disjointed, or lacking than usual. My son may have gotten hold of the computer and decided to embark on his own quest to gain fame and glory through the wonder of the Internet. His opinions are his own.
I think it is only appropriate that you are using a law team, with the name, "MMM", because to us in the female and child-bearing/child-rearing stage of life, this translates to, "M&M"..., and that can only mean good things, as that is...chocolate. And since your blog is about being a husband, you have obviously learned one of the most essential lessons of excellent husbandry: chocolate. Liberally dosed. In correct formulation. To the right person: your dear wife. Excellent start to blogging!
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